Jeremy Would Never (Strawberry Rosé) Bottle

$12.00

We all know a Jeremy. He brings low effort vibes to the party and thinks a plastic cup of lukewarm seltzer is a cocktail. This bottle is the exact opposite.

This glowing, vibrant neon pink bottle is everything Jeremy is afraid of. It takes the classic, sun-drenched sweetness of fresh strawberries and shocks it with a brilliant, unapologetic snap. Live a little, pour a heavy glass, and do exactly what Jeremy would never dare to do!

1 Bottle, 6 servings

PREORDER LOGISTICS (PLEASE READ)

  • Preorder Window: June 25 through July 2.

  • Fulfillment Date: All orders will be ready for local pickup or shipping on Wednesday, July 15.

  • Pickup Locations: Available at checkout for Deer River or Grand Rapids. We will email you the exact in-town location for pick up when your shrubs are ready!

We all know a Jeremy. He brings low effort vibes to the party and thinks a plastic cup of lukewarm seltzer is a cocktail. This bottle is the exact opposite.

This glowing, vibrant neon pink bottle is everything Jeremy is afraid of. It takes the classic, sun-drenched sweetness of fresh strawberries and shocks it with a brilliant, unapologetic snap. Live a little, pour a heavy glass, and do exactly what Jeremy would never dare to do!

1 Bottle, 6 servings

PREORDER LOGISTICS (PLEASE READ)

  • Preorder Window: June 25 through July 2.

  • Fulfillment Date: All orders will be ready for local pickup or shipping on Wednesday, July 15.

  • Pickup Locations: Available at checkout for Deer River or Grand Rapids. We will email you the exact in-town location for pick up when your shrubs are ready!